What can melt your heart?

Me- (laughs)

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Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Talks with kids.

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

What can melt your heart?

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

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Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

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I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

What do you like about McDonald's?

Scene- oath ceremony

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Everyone - okay didi.

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

He- (blank face)

Me- hey what you're doing here?

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

Me- (keep laughing)

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

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Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)